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Last Updated: 02.07.2025 08:37
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
So they tried
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Freaks and Cheeks
Unacceptable again!
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Loons and Moons
No, not a chance
No go.
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Catatonics & High Colonics
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Why would my husband cheat on me with an ugly fat woman?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
They put up a sign reading
Just Forget it!
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Hysterias & Posteriors
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Everyone loved it.
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Still no good.
—
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Nuts and Butts
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